Magic Geek Ball

"Every year, we make a pilgrimage to the oracle atop the mountain of truth. Our goal is to seek the answers to questions we've accumulated over the year. We bring with us as much food as we can carry, some dental floss, our trusty titanium sporks, and some paper (for which to write down the answers). This year, when we asked our first question, there was a rumble and instead of a cryptic answer, we were presented with the Magic Geek Ball. And now we can share this wisdom with you. The Magic Geek Ball is just like a Magic 8 Ball. You ask it a yes-or-no question, shake the ball, and then look into the window for an answer. Twenty different answers await you. Answers like: ""Fail, "" ""Can Has, "" ""LOL,"" and ""Meh."" The Magic Geek Ball is compatible across all platforms and with all operating systems. We asked our Magic Geek Ball if you'd buy one; it said, "":)"" Magic Geek Ball This ball is fluent in geek speak and is ready to answer all your yes/no questions. 20 different answers await to advise your future. For older geeks (aka. those who already know what things like RTFM mean). Dimensions: 3.75"" diameter."