Offline Mode Pajama Top

"With all the mobile devices and saturation of wireless coverage, you can't ever be sure if someone's online. Maybe they look like they're totally engaged in a conversation with you, but they've actually got their iPhone in their back pocket set to vibrate if they get new IMs. There's pretty much only one time you can be positive that someone is offline. Well two times. When they're dead, which we weren't going to make a shirt for, cause people usually have that outfit picked out in advance, and when they're asleep. That one we can totally make a shirt for, in this case a cami that our girl geeks can wear as a pajama top. You, know, still you can't be positive. She might be downloading updates to install when she reboots.... This is also great to wear on those vacations from everyone that we all need occasionally. Totally not getting online to check mail. Don't care what's going wrong. Right now, I'm going to focus on this mai tai.... 100% combed, ringspun cotton, spaghetti-strap tank top in black. Stretchy and fitted, with low shrinkage. ""Offline Mode"" printed in white across the chest. The sizing of the spaghetti strap tank is similar to the babydoll tees. See the Sizing Info tab above for more info."