High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles! Road Pig is a character from the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero toyline, comic books and cartoon series of the 1980s. He is affiliated with Cobra as one of the Dreadnoks and debuted in 1988. His real name is Donald DeLuca. Road Pig was born in Goblu, Michigan. Road Pig was declared by his doctor as the ugliest-looking baby he had ever seen, was expelled from kindergarten for milk-money extortion, and was dishonorably discharged from the Cub Scouts. After being kicked out of a low-life outlaw gang for smelling worse than acceptable even by their standards, he joined the Dreadnoks as a probationary member, and even they had a hard time making up their minds about him. Road Pig's arrest record includes charges of speeding, reckless endangerment, littering, assault, grand-theft-auto, usury, felony spitting, petty bribery, and passing stopped school busses at high speeds.