Caption reads: PROFESSIONAL HUMAN TRAINER - Will train any human to perform the following basic obedience commands: 1) Fetch me a treat 2) Rub my belly 3) Pick up my poop 4) Wipe my feet 5) Speak baby talk 6) Throw the ball 7) Don't hog the bed 8) Give me a kiss 9) Buy me a toy 10) Fetch me a treat (this one's good!). -- Our shirts are not transfers or screen prints. We use state of the art technology to print the image directly onto the shirt. The image cannot peel or crack and does not have the rubbery feel of a transfer. The resolution is photo quality and far superior to anything even the best screen prints can do. All photos were taken and created by renowned pet photographer Vincent Strangio.