Wine Flies Wooden Sign

Try throwing wine at your grandmother. You'd be surprised. Most grandmas are so skilled by their age that they'll drink every drop before it even hits the floor. We usually just shoot at the old bag with a fire hose attached directly to the barrel via a 50 HP turbo-diesel pump. If you don't have access to that kind of industrial equipment, you could try dropping water balloons full of red wine from atop the highest building in your neighborhood or business district. Suggestion: aim for convertibles with white upholstery. This funny novelty sign is handcrafted from solid pine right here in the U.S.A. The quality construction and finely detailed lettering will ensure that your sign lasts through the ages. This way, generations of children will know who they got their corny sense of humor from: you! Be proud, embrace your inner goofball and place this clever piece of home décor where it can be seen by all.